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"(First attributed to Mae West -- the sexy early film star)"
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"Told that there were ten men anxious to see her she said:"
"#'Send one of them away  -- I'm tired.'"
"(First attributed to Zsa Zsa Gabor, the Hungarian star)"
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"'How many husbands have you had ?' she was asked."
"#'You mean, apart from my own ?'"
"(First attributed to Marilyn Monroe)"
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"'What do you wear in bed ?'"
"'French perfume.'"
"'No, no. I mean, what do you have on ?'"
"#'The radio.'"
"(Attributed to Samuel Goldwyn, the individualist film producer)"
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"'I don't like the way this film is going. The hero is old hat.'"
"'But boss, that's the way he is. He is the sort of guy who"
"   talks in cliches.'"
"#'That's OK, but have him say some new cliches.'"
"It was reported to Noel Coward that an acquaintance, not noted for"
"  his intelligence, had blown his brains out."
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"#'He must have been an incredibly good shot.'"
"Mischa Elman, the celebrated violinist, was in his dressing room"
"  before a recital, when a stranger burst in."
"'We have never met, Mr Elman, but we are related. Your wife's"
"  cousin is married to my wife's aunt.'"
"The violinist considered these tidings .."
"#'It is not so close,' he said, 'that I need to give you a ticket.'"
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